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Spoilers: None whatsoever.
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Summary: The boys go shopping.
Thanks to Aries and Orithain for being beta goddesses - you chix rock!
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Mulder and Krycek were in the Gap of all places. How the hell did they end up here? Alex looked around nervously, he didn't like the shopping malls, especially this store. It's perky decor, the halogen lights, those happy kids wearing those bright colors, Backstreet Boys playing on the sound system. He didn't belong in this environment. He was standing there, next to Mulder who seemed at ease in this store handing him item after item of clothing.
"This is nice." Mulder handed him a sweater. "This is nice too. Here, here's the shirt." He handed him the blue shirt almost identical to the one Alex was wearing yesterday.
"Mulder, can we please hurry up and leave?"
"What's the rush?"
"I hate shopping."
"I promised you a new shirt, and I'm buying you one."
Alex sighed. "If you didn't cut it off me in the first place, we wouldn't *have* to buy me one."
"But you were tied to the bed. How was I supposed to get it off of you?" Mulder looked at Alex and smiled.
Alex rolled his eyes. "Just...come on, let's get this over with."
Suddenly a very perky sales clerk came up to them, a mass of blonde curls encircling her face.
"Can I help you two? Have you seen our new vests? They're thermal vests. They're very warm."
Alex cringed at her voice with the upspeak inflection at the end of her sentences.
"Well my friend here," Mulder motioned to Alex. "He would like to try all these on."
"Cool. Oh that's an awesome shirt, the blue one, it's called Periwinkle you know. I just love that color. These are all great things you picked out. Let's see, all the changing rooms are full except for the one in the back by the jeans. Is that okay? We're really busy today you know." She walked very quickly, to the back of the store, still talking, Mulder and Krycek trailing behind. "Okay, here's your changing room. Make sure you come see me after you're all done, and I'll ring them up for you okay? My name is Melanie, and I'm just over there okay? Don't forget about the new thermal vests, one would go great with the jeans and this sweater. Oh we have socks too that match the sweater. Okay? Call me if you need anything else."
Alex's head was spinning from the speed at which this young lady spoke. He nodded his head as he went into the changing room and shut the door.
"Thank you Melanie, we will be *sure* to call you if we need anything else." Mulder said to her.
"Cool. Okay."
Alex could hear Mulder laughing through the thin door.
"You call her over here, and I'm shooting you both."
"She's paid to be like that."
"God help us all."
Mulder could hear rustling inside the changing room. He tried to peek over the door but it was too high.
Alex could see Mulder's feet standing in front of the door. "You don't have to wait outside the door you know. I'm a big boy, I can change all by myself."
"Are you sure about that?"
Alex stopped putting on the pair of black straight-legs and smirked. "I'll let you know if I have any trouble."
"I think you might be having trouble right now." Mulder reached over the top of the door and slid the latch back. He quickly entered the room and re-latched the door. He looked Alex up and down. The boxers he wore were tented in the front. "How did I know you'd be hard? Are you always hard?"
"I'm only hard around you baby." Alex kissed Mulder on the mouth.
Mulder reached down and felt the bulge in the boxers. "Are you wearing underwear Alex?"
You told me I had to."
"Well when you're shopping, you'll never know who put the pair of jeans on before you did." Mulder reached up and tweaked one of Alex's nipples.
Alex sighed and looked into the gold-flecked hazel pools before him. "You want to do it right here?"
Mulder undid his jeans and slid them and his own boxers down his legs. "Right here, right now."
"When did you get so adventurous?"
"Shut up and fuck me Alex." Mulder turned and pressed himself up against the thin wall.
Alex pulled his boxers off then quickly started preparing his lover. Then there was a knock on the door.
"Um, how are you doing, can I find you another size? Does that Periwinkle shirt fit? If not and we don't have your size, I can call another store and they can ship it over okay?. Have you thought about the vest?"
Mulder breathed in to speak but Alex covered his mouth with his hand. "No Melanie, I'm fine." He pushed the head of his cock into Mulder's ass. "I'm just making sure everything..." He pushed another inch into Mulder, letting out a small grunt, "...fits. Don't worry, I'll call you if I need anything." He pushed himself all the way into Mulder and bit his lip from moaning.
"Okee Dokee. Just checking."
"She'd better be gone or I'm going to kill everyone in this store." Alex whispered to Mulder.
Mulder let out a muffled reply against Alex's hand.
Alex began to thrust quickly into Mulder, pursing his lips together to keep quiet. He reached around and began stroking Mulder in time with his thrusts. It didn't take long before Mulder was moaning into his hand. Alex buried his head in Mulder's shoulder to keep himself quiet, biting into the leather. Suddenly both men jerked and bucked as they came. Alex into Mulder's ass, Mulder against the wall of the changing room. Alex took his hand away from Mulder's mouth, noticing he had a good bite mark on his fingers.
"God Skippy, that was fun." Mulder turned to kiss his lover when there was another knock on the door.
"Sir, are you okay? I mean you've been in there awhile, and you know I just want to make sure everything is cool with you."
Alex reached down and got his gun out of his leather jacket. Mulder grabbed it away from him.
"Melanie, we couldn't be happier. We're all done and will be out in a second."
"Oh. Are there two of you in there? You know that's against store policy. Only one person per room. What are you doing in there?"
Mulder, now fully dressed exited the room and shut the door behind him.
"My friend was in an accident recently. He almost had his arm cut off and was having some trouble with his fly. I had to help him."
Melanie looked up at the handsome but somewhat flushed man. "Oh my god. Is he okay? That's terrible."
"He'll get over it. Sometimes he just needs a little help, you know with underwear, socks, cleaning his...dishes."
Alex stifled a laugh inside the change room as he frantically got dressed.
Melanie looked up again at that handsome face and smiled. "You are such a good friend. Most guys wouldn't help their friend like that. That is so great. If you need any help at all, you just call okay?" She flounced off in the direction of the sales desk.
"Here." Mulder produced a wad of kleenex and threw it over the top of the door to Alex.
"You are a very bad boy." Alex smirked as he cleaned the cum off of the wall.
A minute later Alex appeared with the bundle of clothes in his hand. "Let's just buy everything and get the hell out of here."
Mulder grabbed the Periwinkle shirt from Alex. "My treat, remember?"
They went up to the sales desk where Melanie was waiting for them.
"Melanie," Mulder said. "I will take this and my friend will take everything else."
"Cool! I'm so glad everything fit. Sometimes when you take a lot in there with you, you're not too sure what will fit and what won't, and you spend all this time trying things on, and you just have to try more stuff on, and that can be a pain."
Alex rested his back against the counter, looked at Mulder and whispered. "Give me my gun."
"Not until we're home." Mulder whispered back then smiled at Melanie as she ran his credit card through the machine.
"Oh god, you're going to get it later."
"I thought I just did." Mulder took the receipt from Melanie and signed it.
"Thanks Mr. Molder, you have yourself a good day."
"Molder!" Alex giggled.
"You too Melanie, thank you *so* much for everything." Mulder then stood back as she scanned Alex's purchases.
"That's $214.77." She looked up at Alex and smiled.
Alex gave her a credit card and she ran it through the machine. She then produced the receipt and gave it to Alex who signed it with a flourish.
"Okay, Mr. Grisham, here's your bags. Come back and see us again!"
Mulder burst out laughing then turned away from Alex.
"Yeah, thanks. I just might come and pay you another visit one day." Alex smiled sweetly at the girl as Mulder pulled him out of the store.
"Bye guys, have a good day!"
Mulder giggled all the way out to the mall where he let go of Alex's arm and broke down laughing. "Grisham? Couldn't you have picked a better alias?"
"Shut up!" Alex strode ahead to the doors where the car was parked.
"Where you going Skippy? We still got J. Crew and Eddie Bauer yet."
"I'm through shopping Mulder, now give me my fucking gun back, and let's get out of here!" Alex strode ahead out the doors and to the parking lot.
Mulder laughed to himself as he followed Alex out to the car.
THE END