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So Inclined Series

Straight
PWP. Mac and Vic drink, challenge each other and slash ensues.

Bent
Mac and Vic continue their "extreme sex sports" with another challenge. Sequel to "Straight".

At Odd Angles
Vic is in denial and Mac is in need. Sequel to "Straight" and "Bent".

Warped
guest chapter by Nicole S.

Connected
It's Victor’s birthday. Mac gives him gifts and takes him out, but
it is the Director who has a special birthday surprise
waiting. Sequel to "Straight," "Bent," and "At Odd Angles".

Epilogue
guest chapter and end of series by Nicole S.

Section Six Series


Vic and Mac go undercover with operatives from
Section Six, the agency's sexual experts.


Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Part VIII
Part IX
Part X
Part XI
Part XII
Part XIII
Part XIV
Finale
*new

Standalone Stories

What I Need
Mac is dead, sorry. Victor is self-destructive; and the  Director is really good.
This is a HET story



The Face of God
Set pre-Li Ann and Mac. After a successful mission the Director takes Vic to her sex club for a special reward.



Literary Bent
Response to Shadowscast's monthly fic challenge on RatBoat. Road trip! Mac and Vic (and any other OaT characters you care to include) arrive in your hometown or some place you have intimate knowledge of. Something bizarre and untoward happens to them. Then they leave. Vic and Mac are searching for just the right book at a small town Library book sale.





Paraphrased from the Elizabethan Pornography Smuggler by Monty Python

An Elizabethan Nobleman enters and greets a Lady who tries to hide the book she is reading.

Husband: Good evening all, my love. What art thou reading, fair one?

Wife: Oh, 'tis nothing, husband.

Husband: I can see 'tis something.

Wife: 'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works.

He picks up book and reads title.

Husband: Oh ... 'Gay Boys in Bondage.' What, is't - tragedy? Comedy?

Wife: 'Tis a... er... 'tis a story of man's great love for his... fellow man.

Husband: How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. Now, my good wife, whilst I rest, read to me a while from Shakespeare's 'Gay Boys in Bondage'.

Wife: Yes... my lord ... 'Gay Boys in Bondage'. Victor is a Mountie with a difference... and what a difference. Even Mac is surprised and he's used to real men ...

Husband: 'Tis like 'Hamlet' ... what a genius!




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